“For those asking… Even though I initially considered the prospect of petitioning the president with a pardon application I have seized [sic] that approach as I will not spend the last 61 days I have of life scrambling on how to get past a bunch of guard dogs. The so called ‘friends’ I have that said they’d help legit should have just told me to go fuck myself, because that’s what has essentially happened with their actions. I’ve accepted my fate and don’t want to talk about it anymore,” tweeted George Santos on Monday in what was apparently his valedictory post on Ketamine Brain’s social media platform, according to the Latin Times. His account’s definitely been deleted and likely of his own volition as it says “This account doesn’t exist,” rather than “This account has been suspended.”
The notorious fabulist Republican/expelled former Long Island Congressman had last week informed National Zero that he hadn’t heard back from the White House on his quest to escape a seven-plus year bid for which he must report to federal prison officials by July 25th, but apparently he never bothered to fill out the paperwork. Convicted felon President Trump on Monday pardoned some corrupt former Virginia sheriff who sold $75,000 worth of deputy badges to wannabe cops.