Obviously feeling more and more these days like he has to justify it to himself and his douchebro fans, date-rapey shitbag Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy told NPR that his support for convicted felon President Trump before the election was actually more of “an indictment of the Democrats than an endorsement of Trump’s politics,” and that if it were purely about issues, he’d be way more down with Dems, especially on immigration. “I don’t necessarily think you should go back in time,” he said. “If somebody isn’t here legally, but they’re a productive member of society with no issues, I don’t think that you go say, ‘Get out of here,'” said Portnoy, an insufferable twat.

“I think they think we’re MAGA, I would say I’m not, and I don’t know that Rogan is,” Portnoy, a Jewish American who recently lost his shit over some antisemitic jokes by his fans but personally is on tape yelling the n-word in a “joke,” said. “I would vote for a Democrat. And I have voted for Democrats,” he said, but added that he didn’t want to be “demonized” by the party for his language and views, which the mainstream media has hyped as him leading a movement called “Barstool Conservatives” because Jesus Christ. “Not everything is nearly as serious as it may seem,” he said.

“Guys can say a girl is pretty without being sexist,” Portnoy, who joked about rape on several occasions and saw a defamation suit against Business Insider over an article about credible allegations of sexual assault go nowhere, added. It’s not clear when Portnoy ever came under fire from media critics for simply saying a girl is pretty. It was probably more like he wanted to rape her.