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Low Energy Greg to deploy Texas National Guard

Texas Gov “Low Energy” Greg Abbott on Tuesday announced he’s ordering the state’s National Guard deployed to multiple cities ahead of planned anti-ICE protests, ABC 13 reports on the impotent worm’s bandwagoning with convicted felon President Trump’s authoritarian fapfest.

“Peaceful protests are part of the fabric of our nation, but Texas will not tolerate the lawlessness we have seen in Los Angeles,” said Abbott’s office in a statement. “Anyone engaging in acts of violence or damaging property will be swiftly held accountable to the full extent of the law.”

Wonder what the go signal is to get some Latino Oath Keepers or Three-Percenters to show up and open fire on the guard soldiers and ICE agents so the “Big Luau” can get started.

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