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Orange Overlord pussies out of zero-tolerance mass deportation

Apologies for overdoing the Trump Truth Social bullshit this morning, but the fat bastard just posted this: “Our great Farmers and people in the Hotel and Leisure business have been stating that our very aggressive policy on immigration is taking very good, long time workers away from them, with those jobs being almost impossible to replace. In many cases the Criminals allowed into our Country by the VERY Stupid Biden Open Borders Policy are applying for those jobs. This is not good. We must protect our Farmers, but get the CRIMINALS OUT OF THE USA. Changes are coming!”

Disregard the fucking idiot’s nonsensical failure to thread the needle that it’s somehow Biden’s fault that MAGA-voting small-and-mid-size business owners are freaking out as their employees are getting tossed in the ICE gulags. It’s the last bit that “Changes are coming” that seems to indicate that he’s starting to feel that heat and is backing down from his campaign promise to deport every single undocumented immigrant. Just last week Krazy Karoline told reporters “if you are an individual, a foreign national, who illegally enters the United States of America, you are, by definition, a criminal. And so, therefore… you are subject deportation.” Hard to read that as anything other than zero-tolerance, which would mean that the fat fuck is at the very least pretending to tilt toward amnesty for “family-oriented” (or economic revenue-positive) undocumented immigrants.

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