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“FAKE NEWS REPORTERS FROM CNN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD BE FIRED, IMMEDIATELY!!! BAD PEOPLE WITH EVIL INTENTIONS!!!” posted angry Orange Grandpa on Thursday, following up on an earlier cry for help asserting that “Rumor is that the Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN will be firing the reporters who made up the FAKE stories on the Iran Nuclear sites because they got it so wrong. Lets see what happens?” The change from “will be firing” to “SHOULD BE FIRED” could be a sign that he got information on what’s happening and the Times and CNN will not be firing the reporters who covered the non-obliteration story.

“The cars and small trucks at the site were those of concrete workers trying to cover up the top of the shafts. Nothing was taken out of facility. Would take too long, too dangerous, and very heavy and hard to move!” the President of the United States wrote in a prior post, applying his expertise in handling of nuclear materials to refute intelligence on Iranian movements prior to the strikes.

Before that he praised the combative and caustic performance of deeply hungover Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at the 8 AM EDT press conference, writing “One of the greatest, most professional, and most ‘confirming’ News Conferences I have ever seen! The Fake News should fire everyone involved in this Witch Hunt, and apologize to our great warriors, and everyone else!”

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