Cops in Milan, Italy were astonished by the uncanny abilities of the amazing Goose-Man, whose powers delayed Spanish carrier Volotea’s flight bound from the city’s Bergamo Airport to Asturias, Spain on Tuesday. CNN reports the enigmatic waterfowl man used his anseriforme-like powers to run toward the passenger jet on the tarmac and immediately get sucked into an engine, killing him instantly and delaying the plane’s departure. All 162 passengers and crew were evacuated safely.
It’s not clear if Goose-Man, whose secret identity remains unknown pending a formal determination by a coroner, was making his signature honking noises as he sped toward the aircraft on foot or what his purpose was – though it’s possible he may have spotted a discarded piece of bread crust somewhere on the tarmac and was so focused on it he failed to notice the taxiing jet in his path.