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Yay! Australia agrees to buy American beef!

“After many years Australia has agreed to accept American Beef! For a long time, and even though we are great friends, they actually banned our Beef. Now, we are going to sell so much to Australia because this is undeniable and irrefutable Proof that US Beef is the Safest and Best in the entire World. The other Countries that refuse our magnificent Beef are ON NOTICE. All of our Nation’s Ranchers, who are some of the hardest working and most wonderful people, are smiling today, which means I am smiling too. Let’s keep the Hot Streak going. IT’S THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, solving all of America’s problems with one groundbreaking deal shattering a once impenetrable trade barrier down under.

Except for the fact that beef is now averaging an historic high of $6.12/pound so what the fuck does this idiot think is going to happen to that price IF there’s suddenly massive demand from Australia and all the other countries, real and imagined, that he’s trying to sell it to? Fat, stupid cunt.

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