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Dr Feelgood meets with White House about Texas Senate race

Drug-abusing far right Texas Congressman Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson this week met with the White House about a possible Senate bid amid doubts that soon-to-be-divorced for infidelity Picasso-faced serial white-collar criminal Attorney General Ken Paxton can win a general election even as he’s a major threat to incumbent “RINO” John Cornyn, Semafor reports.

This is so fucking stupid. If Jackson gets in there’d be three candidates eating each other and 100 percent adding a runoff with two more months of campaigning. Paxton’s not going to drop out unless Trump turns on him and even then is anyone REALLY sure that would even be enough?

Cornhole told Semafor he’s got it all figured out. “We just have to do two things. One is to remind people what I’ve done and my record of support for the president during his first and now second term. And, secondly, to remind people what a crook Ken Paxton is.” Lol. They know what a crook he is. They’ve known for years. And yet here you are John, sounding like Joe Biden in the twilight.

Meant to get to this over a week ago but on the 18th NBC News reported Cornyn had confirmed to them he personally went to Trump to beg for his endorsement. “I’ve talked to him about it a number of times. He is not ready to make that endorsement. I think as we start advertising and closing the gap in the polls, hopefully he’ll see fit to make that endorsement, but we can’t wait. I pointed out to him, and he knows this, that if he endorsed me, the race would be over.” And yet…

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