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Ryan Walters facing criminal investigation over porn mishap

The Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office, based in Oklahoma City, the capital of you already guessed which state, is investigating far right Superintendent Ryan Walters over last week’s fuckup in which he had some sort of footage of naked women that was probably porn but nobody’s really sure running on a TV screen in his office during a meeting with other education officials, NBC reports.

It’s not clear what if any statute Walters is accused of violating by playing whatever the hell it was he played. It doesn’t sound like it’d be illegal so much as a fireable offense. But other top Republicans in the state, even ones that had been considered allies in the past, have been sick of Walters’ clownfuckery for a while now and were just waiting for an excuse to delegitimize him so might as well exploit one he just handed to them on a silver platter during a goddamned official meeting.

“Any suggestion that a device of mine was used to stream inappropriate content on the television set is categorically false. I have no knowledge of what was on the TV screen during the alleged incident, and there is absolutely no truth to any implication of wrongdoing,” the dipshit tweeted.

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