“The SPAM® brand, in collaboration with Kroger, is turning heads this summer — and they’re doing it in style. Earlier this year, SPAM® sushi products rolled out nationwide at Kroger’s Family Stores, including Ralphs Grocery Company, and now they’re hitting the road to celebrate in true SPAM® brand style! Introducing the first-ever SPAM® Musubi Mobile: a larger-than-life food truck shaped like a SPAM® Musubi that’s nearly seven feet tall — an unmistakable site for fans and musubi lovers alike,” said some Spam press release National Zero chose to use as a spam filler article.
“In honor of National SPAM® Musubi Day on Aug 8, the SPAM® Musubi Mobile will visit select Ralphs locations in Southern California, offering free samples of SPAM® Musubi and SPAM® Norimaki, all accompanied by music, outdoor games, SPAM® brand merchandise, coupons and more,” the inane spam continued in an interesting test case to see how much spam readers will put up with.
If this spam proves ineffective in increasing engagement, even if it’s from spambots that would post spam like that shit about making $14583 from home last month, then it’s time for spam Plan B: Pasting in promotional copy about generic Cialis now being available without a prescription.