Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, apparently not having a whole lot to do back home as the top law enforcement officer in a state with 35 million people, secretly flew to Scotland last month and showed up uninvited to casually hit the links at the same time as convicted felon President Trump, CNN reports with the assertion that Pax and Trump did not actually play together but merely crossed paths and spoke for a few minutes, Pax’s ask obvious enough.
CNN’s report also says the White House had at first denied that Paxton and Trump had met in Haggis-stan. Then, when asked again on Monday, they simply didn’t respond to a request for comment, which is kind of fucking ridiculous since they could just make up whatever they wanted and say the conversation was about immigration or the gerrymandering putsch or whatever instead of Paxton’s destructive primary bid against establishment “RINO” Senator John Cornhole Cornyn.
The article also mentions that Paxton’s first campaign ad aired earlier this summer not in Texas but West Palm Beach because of fucking course that’s what you do in a GOP primary these days.