To be fair, going on Fox and Friends is actually the smart move to try to appeal to the audience of one to not fire him less than 12 hours after the network reported that is pretty much already a done deal. There are worse ways to go about this extremely urgent attempt at damage control.

In not that closely related news but close enough, the show also platformed another MAGAmerican whose job is in jeopardy amid the fallout from Charlie Kirk’s assassination and this is, uh, something else. This woman’s a nurse at a hospital in New Jersey who says she’s been suspended indefinitely without pay for according to Fox, “calling out a doctor who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination.”

You could put a team of sociologists, anthropologists, and psychological researchers working around the clock for weeks analyzing this segment and even then it still might not be exhaustively deconstructed. Like right off the bat there’s absolutely no fucking way this actually happened the way she said it did, lol. Even if one is to take her recounting of what the doctor had said at face value then merely snapping and calling him/her an asshole is in very few settings going to get someone placed on leave without pay. She 100 percent caused a scene and a really bad one in front of patients. Her eyes betray a deep miasma of mental instability underneath.

Also lol at the “my first retweet one of Charlie’s” and the overall fucking stupidity of her getting canceled over demanding that a doctor be canceled for allegedly cheering Kirk’s murder.