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No new updates on UN escalator plot investigation

There haven’t been any new reports on the Secret Service’s investigation into last month’s sudden halt of the escalator at the United Nations while President Trump and his third wife, that illegal hooker lady from Sokovia or whatever, which is weird because you would think since that was a big deal when it happened three weeks ago. The president of the United States was trapped on an escalator and some UN staffers had days earlier joked about turning it off while he was riding it.

It was a serious situation and yet the government hasn’t provided any updates into it. Plus somebody messed with his audio and his teleprompter during his big speech and the Secret Service was supposed to be investigating that too. How has it been this long and nobody’s been arrested?

And then that leak from the Pentagon about how not all of the nuclear infrastructure in Iran was destroyed after the US airstrikes. That was huge too and here we are almost four months later and not a single person has been prosecuted for that leak, which was fake. The New York Times and CNN were supposed to fire their reporters who covered that story. Trump said they would.

Wow, just remembered that thing about the Epstein birthday letter being fake too. Why hasn’t the Wall Street Journal retracted that story yet? They got sued for $15 billion right? And why aren’t Greenland, Panama, and Canada part of the United States yet. Weren’t we supposed to annex them?

The media should start looking into these things, see why there hasn’t been any new developments.

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