You don't mess with the Zohran

Sorry about the headline. This dude’s fucking good. That’s it. He’s just damn good at this and he makes it look so freaking easy too. Hell this is on Fox News in case you needed to be reminded about that. AND it sure as hell looks like he’s right about convicted felon President Trump “probably” watching because the fat bastard is now 43 minutes late for his press conference with K$H.

Watch that shitshow below:

Eric Schmitt TOTALLY PWNS Slopodopoulos: Live Updates

“More of a narrative thing than a substantive thing”

Henry Cuellar wants Jim Jordan to probe his case’s prosecutors

Tim Pool claims some libs shot up his house

Bethlehem has a Christmas tree again for the first time since 2022

Orange Fatass spending his weekend productively

Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by some ICE asshole

MAGA Florida gov hopeful’s former underage girlfriend speaks up

Brian Cole was all in on “Stop the Steal”

Total alpha just oozes confidence in GOP’s healthcare strategy

Netflix buying up Warner Bros… in theory

K$H used FBI agents as Uber drivers for his woman’s drunk friends

Chicago’s Christians too liberal, says Jewish conservative

ChiComs impose 13 percent tax on condoms

Bondi commands DOJ to pursue evil leftist groups

Toy Soldiers, or why you only matter if Democrats can be blamed

“Shade” is “Gen-Z slang for ‘disrespect'”: MassLive.com

Navy pew-pews 22nd “narcoterrorist” boat

WATCH LIVE: Miserable old bastard lights up Christmas tree

Supreme Court allows Texas to use gerrymandered map

Virginia grand jury no bills regime’s retry against Letitia James

WHOA, T-minus 16 minutes people!

Newly-freed MAGA terrorist Taranto spotted near Raskin’s home

Car thief to stay put in California

“Tonight is a sign 2026 is going to be a bitch of an election cycle”

Nevada hit with 5.9 magnitude quake: malfunctioning USGS alert

Crazy grandpa to restart domestic travel next year: report

WATCH LIVE: Orange Warlord takes credit for Congo peace deal

Bari Weiss to host “town hall” with Erika Kirk

Brian Cole named in DC pipe bombing attempts

Most ACA enrollees to blame Trump/Republicans if costs spike: poll

Susan Collins fans may want to be concerned

Regime giving Letitia James case a second go

Eric Adams signs order banning divestment from Israel

Mike Johnson trying to remove IVF funding from NDAA

FBI arrests January 6th pipe bomb suspect: reports

Georgia state GOP official caught sexting 14 year-old boy

Oregon has crabs again… Chinese ones

Gateway Pundit reports Hegseth failed to purge DEI from military

Missouri libs to submit anti-gerrymandering petition next week

Mike Lindell still alive, to run for Minnesota governor

WATCH LIVE: Orange Grandpa rambles about the usual shit

Mike Johnson now opposed to stock trading ban

Family of dead Colombian fisherman files complaint against US

Markwayne alleges Obama war crime to defend Hegseth war crime

Massachusetts man’s browser history consistent with defense that he didn’t murder wife, only carved up and disposed of her corpse

Chickenshit Jim Jordan subpoenas Jack Smith for closed depo

Benny Johnson wants Omar deported for badmouthing the elderly

Orange Idiot pardons sitting Dem Congressman Henry Cuellar

Surprise! Johnson to swear Van Epps in this week