Convicted felon President Trump late Sunday issued (preemptive) pardons for six of his accomplices in the failed post-2020 election coup attempt – alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani, weasel former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, now-disbarred lawyer John “Pussy” Eastman, and other terrible attorneys Kenneth Chesebro, sex pest Boris Epshteyn, and Sidney “Kraken” Powell, the Daily Beast reports.
It’s not clear why this was necessary, as the five-year statute of limitations on their crimes will have expired within the next two months and there’s no freaking way they’d be prosecuted. Most likely this is simply football-spiking over the crew of utterly feckless fucking scumbags escaping justice.