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Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

No fewer than six current and former US Border Patrol officials tell the Washington Examiner that agency Chief Michael Banks has a reputation for bragging about flying to places like Thailand and Colombia to have sex with prostitutes. It’s an explosive allegation considering the expectation that a conservative law enforcement official charged with white nationalist voters’ most sacred mission would prefer Caucasian prostitutes from the United States – or at least some impoverished former Soviet Republic if he was looking to get more value for his vacation budget than in Nevada.

Border Patrol – which was not ever led by now-former El Centro, California command Chief Greg Bovino despite both Bovino and the Trump Regime presenting as such until he was cashiered – is a subordinate agency to Customs and Border Protection, itself subordinate to Homeland Security. CBP twice initiated probes into Banks’s “bragging” about the trips, including last year, but dog murdering now-former Secretary Kristi Noem quashed it, presumably because her not-husband Corey Lewandowski wanted to personally interrogate Banks for recommendations on which places to visit.

“I don’t know how he became the chief of the Border Patrol with his character. He’s going to third-world countries to take advantage of poor fucking women, which disgusts the hell out of me,” a former Border Patrol agent told the Examiner over the phone, adding that now-53 year-old Banks had nagged him to come along on one of the trips. Just going to leave that quote there because there’s not much that can be added. There are so many real reasons why that guy’s disgusted.

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