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Want a scarf that looks like an oversized mozzarella stick?

“Farm Rich, America’s favorite mozzarella stick brand, is unveiling this fall’s must-have accessory: the Mozzarella Stick Scarf. From snack plates to seasonal style, the Mozzarella Stick Scarf blends cozy fashion and indulgent food that’s toasty, stretchy and delightfully unexpected in the best way.”

“In a season that’s all about warmth, nostalgia and a little indulgence, Farm Rich is turning up the fall fun with this limited-edition scarf inspired by its beloved mozzarella sticks. Designed to look like a golden, crispy mozzarella stick with a gooey, cheesy pull, the Mozzarella Stick Scarf is the ultimate fun foods, fashion statement – a playful reminder that cheese really does make everything better.”

“These exclusive scarves can only be snagged by entering Farm Rich’s social media giveaway on Instagram and Facebook (@farmrichsnacks).* Each scarf is custom-made, ultra-soft and unapologetically cheesy – like biting into a freshly baked mozzarella stick on a crisp fall day,” says a press release from Farm Rich frozen mozzarella sticks and God knows how much the marketing team got paid to come up with this while ordinary schmucks toil in a frigid mozzarella stick factory.

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