Regime planning to pay Greenlanders up to $100,000 each

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime are discussing offering Greenlanders from $10,000 to $100,000 per person to buy them off to take control of the territory, Reuters reports on a plan that just might cause inflation in the vast frozen island of 57,000’s scattered settlements.

Not-Move Night Friday: The Loss of the El Faro

Trump effort to promote Melania “documentary” pretty half-assed

Pennsylvania cops cancel white blue collar pedophile during raid

Regime already pulled doc of oral rape accusation against Trump

Must’ve been some good ketamine on Epstein Island

Big Melania documentation debuts on Friday

Todd Blanche turns his Epstein homework in 42 days late

Republican candidate concedes Nebraska 2nd District election

No answer yet from Trump’s other top cueball-headed minion

Judge blocks Mangione from facing death penalty

No danger to the public after man murdered over fries: Texas cops

Confederates were the bad guys again now that it’s convenient

Don Lemon arrested

Trump v IRS lands in front of Obama appointee

Kevin Warsh nominated for Fed chairman

“Stock has gone way down”

Omaha teen struck by Trump-flagged vehicle at anti-ICE protest

Orange Pharaoh sues IRS for $10 billion

WATCH LIVE: Old Man Trump spins some boring yarn in Oval Office

Cory Mills calls constituent a moron at town hall

Grandpa’s approval sinks to 37 percent: Pew Research poll

Drug addict declares war on entire state

Entire Minnesota US Attorney’s office threatens to quit

Minnesota MAGA apple cider assclown hit with federal charge

WATCH LIVE: Orange Overlord convenes top supplicants

Regime welcomed Alberta secessionists

Texas cops seeking negligent kangaroo owner

Melania says her husband wants women to live free of fear of rape

“Multiple” fatalities in northern Quebec shooting rampage

President makes compelling case for prosecuting Fed chairman

WATCH LIVE: Bribery Czar holds press conference in Minneapolis

Orange Fuhrer commands staff to artificially make him look busier

Amy Klobuchar officially running for Minnesota governor

Sacrificial scapegoat speaks from physical, social media exile

Collins claims Maine ICE surge over

ICE ordered to avoid “agitators”

Dem Ohio AG candidate vows to try, convict, and execute Trump

Melania praises rapey director Brett Ratner

Snow hampers probe into plane that crashed during snowstorm

Ken Paxton demands Muslim kids stop having sporting events

Proud Boys groupie thinks being organized equals being “paid”

College kids turning to AI to rewrite papers to look less AI-like

Dipshit Trump fanboy sprayed apple cider vinegar at Ilhan Omar

Fox News reports K$H sends agents to distract from Epstein files

“Bomb cyclone” could hit eastern US

Murderous CBP agents placed on leave

Nine arrested outside of Concern Lady’s Portland, Maine office

Fat fuck Randy Fine blames Ilhan Omar for MAGA attack

Carl’s Jr giving out free “Hangover Burgers” after “Big Game”

Texas inmate faces execution 20 years after escape, drunk arrest