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“We can’t lose Minneapolis because we lose Chicago and LA”

An “administration adviser” tells Axios that the Trump Regime’s drawdown in Minneapolis cannot be seen by the media and voters as a total capitulation and needs to be stage-managed to still look like mission accomplished. “We can’t lose Minneapolis because if we do, we lose Chicago and Los Angeles,” the anonymous asshole said, adding “We’re not going to let the people who lost the presidential election over immigration dictate to us on immigration,” referring to Democrats.

Christ, what an entitled cunt. Who was it two years ago this month that commanded Senate Republicans to vote no on a border security package so he could continue to campaign on immigration? Might it have been the guy who lost the last presidential election before that?

And yet Greg Bovino’s not only out, he’s been cut off from shitposting on social media before he can even officially retire, per CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, which would not seem to be the kind of thing the regime would want to do on its own. Another source said the mistake was detailing Bovino and the CBP to what’s supposed to be ICE’s remit, since Border Patrol agents “train differently” than ICE stormtroopers. “They’re being deployed to the interior when they’re used to dealing with single adult, military age males that could be cartel members or Chinese terrorists,” the source told Axios, ignoring that Renee Good was killed by an ICE agent under essentially the same circumstances as Alex Pretti was killed by a Border Patrol officer. That of course on top of the Fox News Saturday morning cartoon bullshit about “cartel members or Chinese terrorists or Chinese terrorists.”

“He’s a cowboy, and it was a mess. It was only escalation, and no one was going to back down,” another source said of Bovino, adding “[FBI bribery sting operation target Tom] Homan going is a good thing. Someone needed to step in,” literally under the notion that the guy who took $50,000 cash in a Cava bag is an improvement over the tiny bastard who wears a Nazi SS-style jacket.

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