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“Not a sentence your Playbook author expected to be writing”

“Republicans are in disarray on immigration. It’s not a sentence your Playbook author expected to be writing, a year into this presidency – and certainly not after Trump’s clampdown on the border. But four days on from the deadly shooting of Alex Pretti, this is suddenly where we’re at,” writes your Politico Playbook author on Wednesday morning. Fuuuuuuuuck these people are so fucking awful.

Seriously does this asshole blog anonymously about Love Island on Netflix? Is it some kind of trollish social experiment to just see if anyone’s going to make note of the insipidity and douchery of their grating “takes”? What the fuck goes through someone’s head, “OMG this is SO clever, let me invert a cliche we in the political media have established as conventional wisdom and then remark about how novel and unexpected it is for me to be writing it during this BIG plot twist!!! ZING!”

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