Sacrificial scapegoat speaks from physical, social media exile

🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Greg Bovino traveled to Mt. Rushmore to deliver a message to his men after being removed from Minneapolis, and agents being put on leave

“I want you to know: I’ve got your back, now and always—I love you, I support you, and I salute you.”

Bovino coined… pic.twitter.com/xnOR6xFHUP

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 29, 2026

Deprived of his own official social media channels and his assignment to Minnesota after his men murdered an innocent civilian in broad daylight, fall guy Greg Bovino used MAGA influencer douchebag Nick Sortor’s Twitter account to issue one (apparently) final salute to his men from a neighboring state and not his actual post in El Centro, California. It’s not clear if any visitors to Mount Rushmore mistook him for a park ranger and reported that a nearby men’s room toilet was clogged.

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