Cannon sentences Ryan Routh to death in prison

MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon on Wednesday decided to not mix things up and give failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh a chance to maybe go see a movie in a theater or play pinball in two or three decades when he’s old and Donald will be long dead anyway, instead condemning the hapless fuckup to die in prison but totally wishes she could just torture him to death herself for even thinking about harming a golden hair on Trump’s beautiful head, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports.

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