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I know your post here is satire but on a serious note I honestly think I could help you out. pic.twitter.com/lFjHqIimVn

— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) February 5, 2026

Should’ve tried “Chuck Schumer tells reporters he’s not crying he just got some of Jasmine Crockett’s nail glitter in his eye” or “Joe Biden wanders into White House in his bathrobe again” or…

In all seriousness this “Gain of Fauci” (fuuuuuuuck) kid’s thirst in the middle of an EPIC OWNING of mass-fired Washington Post journalists – using his tweet from friggin almost eight months ago – is extra painful because it’s absolutely Babylon Bee-caliber material. Hire him five minutes ago, Seth.

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