Cannon opens fire on "unfairness"

“Judge Cannon has permanently blocked the release of Jack Smith’s classified documents report, saying it would be unfair to Trump and his former co-defendants to release it,” tweeted Politico’s Kyle Cheney on Monday, copied verbatim here given how succinctly it captures Cannon’s persona.

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Cannon opens fire on “unfairness”

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“Backup plan”

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