In something that actually matters far, far less than media coverage people make it sound but still funny because he’s a douchebag, the National Enquirer reports that CBS national news anchor Tony Dorkoupil (intentional misspelling) is possibly doomed because of poor ratings for his broadcasts.
“That’s not noise – that’s a trend,” a “CBS insider” told the shitty supermarket tabloid that helped convicted felon President Trump cover up the 45 seconds of sex he had with pornstar Stormy Daniels. “And trends get people replaced,” the insider continued. Could be true, could be someone’s agenda, Bari Weiss sucks and her boss David Ellison is Lindsey Graham’s special guest tonight.