Mandelson, Andrew facing life in prison

“Misconduct in public office,” the centuries-old British statute that former UK Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson and the Andrew formerly known as Prince were arrested on suspicion of over their various fuckery with Jeffrey Epstein, is vague and not charged all that often but, according to the Telegraph, potentially carries a life sentence for the two assholes who are already both pushing 70.

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