White House turns down Ketamine Brain's offer to pay TSA

Drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk’s offer to pay TSA workers at airports has been turned down by the White House, CBS News reports, citing sources that think there could be legal issues because of Musk’s contracts with the government (??) and because they think the shutdown will end soon, lol.

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