An anonymous Trump minion tells MS Now that the demented senior citizen-in-chief “is getting a little bored with Iran. Not that he regrets it or something – he’s just bored and wants to move on.”
Yes. A White House official just told a national cable news network that the President of the United States of America is like a 17 year-old boy who spent $70 to download Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 to his Xbox, a $400 gaming chair, another $350 on a halfway decent camera and audio equipment, plus $50 on “skins,” started streaming himself playing the game on Twitch, got his ass kicked in every match to the derision of a peak of 13 concurrent viewers, and is getting bored with the grind of trying to make it in that world so now he’s just going to not play Call of Duty anymore.
The official also said Trump’s claims that the US has already won are “mostly hyperbole. It’s part just wanting to declare victory and move on.” A former official still in contact with current White House staff adds that Trump “has learned he can tell the American people his feeling, and — with enough time — the American people will accept his lie,” but cautioned that the fat bastard fantasy world of simply “telling us the war is won isn’t good enough. We need to see it; we need to feel it.”
As for the hope that someone in the White House might finally actually tell the fat fucking toddler that he made a mistake, the sourcel just reiterated what everyone already knows: “So many people are afraid of being on the outs that they are just drinking the Kool-Aid and going along with it.”
JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥 pic.twitter.com/0502N6a3rL
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 6, 2026
MS Now’s story also hits on some internal discomfort over this kind of fucking stupid bullshit meme video, with one “senior official” calling the “cringe and disrespectful and gross. It makes me feel embarrassed,” though obviously not embarrased enough to go on the record and/or quit.
Asked to comment, perpetually angry, large-headed Trump Regime spokesman Steven Cheung was dismissive, declaring the “memes will continue and there isn’t a damn thing this person can do about it because they have no influence. This person clearly isn’t in the room and is a low-level staffer.”