Convicted felon President Trump spoke to a Daily Mail reporter on Tuesday and expressed his sympathies to the Noem family for having a medium-twisted weirdo fake boob fetishist for a dad.
“They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad,” Trump said in a phone call. “I haven’t seen anything. I don’t know anything about it. That’s too bad, but I just know nothing about it,” he continued, disclaiming knowledge as though it’s the kind of thing that he potentially would be implicated in. No one would’ve suspected he knew anything about Byron’s private life until he literally just said three times unprompted that he did not see or know anything.