Americans were shocked and horrified that a disturbed individual whose manifesto reads like a CNN.com article criticizing President Trump got within a few dozen feet of making it into the room at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on Saturday night before he was tackled, arrested, and tossed in a jail cell ahead of what will likely be a life sentence. It’s just the latest in a series of a string of attempts on the president’s life by people suffering from a disease known as “TDS,” a terminal psychological condition that causes patients to engage in extreme outbursts of hateful rhetoric and actions in response to the President’s never-ending successes.
The only proper response to such threats is for Republicans in Congress to solidify their commitment to the president’s leadership on election integrity issues by eliminating the filibuster and passing the SAVE AMERICA Act. Doing so would be a strong signal of defiance against the radical leftists that would spread evil lies about President Trump raping young girls being held captive by Jeffrey Epstein. He barely even knew Epstein and the Wall Street Journal’s fake lies about the so-called “birthday letter” were exposed when Trump filed a $10 billion defamation lawsuit against them.
Enough delays. Pass the SAVE America Act now to protect the midterms. If the Democrat party gains power in Congress then they will inspire thousands of more attempts on his life through all of their biased rhetoric and allegations of corruption that they never cared about when Obama and Biden were president. America needs Republican leadership to continue to ensure the historic achievements from this president in bringing peace to the Middle East through strength last forever.
Without his leadership, Iran would have a nuclear weapon they could use to threaten Israel and gas prices could go up to $6 a gallon if the Green New Scam Democrats win. Abolish the filibuster.
Ahem.
You can only read so many dogshit Hill op-eds before you want to set yourself on fire, so if there are any quality control issues in aping their particularly grating cadence in the above three paragraphs then, well, go read some dogshit Hill op-eds saying the same garbage but with more padding.
What is kind of odd is that 36 hours later there still seems yet to be such “This incident underscores the need for something something to entrench our political power” on the scale of MAGA douchebag Indiana Senator Jim Banks telling Politico Playbook back in September these actual words: “They killed Charlie Kirk – the least that we can do is go through a legal process and redistrict Indiana into a nine-to-zero map. And I sense it in this crowd, in a big way. And I sense it from supporters all over the state, that now’s not the time to back off. Now’s not the time to be nice. Now’s the time to engage in a peaceful and political way,” all of this said evidently with a straight face.
It’s easier to laugh at now that, not only did the Indiana gerrymandering push fail but last week Politico used a Scott Presler rally attended by mere dozens in Hoosierstan to illustrate that Trump’s revenge tour to purge the state senate of all eight of the Republicans who voted no is not looking like a winner. Hell if the fat fuck cared so much then you’d think he’d be on the ground there holding at least two or three rallies to drive turnout in the primaries, but there’s the war in Iran that’s not looking like a winner either. Back to Banks though: Even at the time there was a certain dark comedy to it that you don’t need to have drank the Orange Kool-Aid to have appreciated. The hubris was just funny on its own terms – irrespective of the reality that everyone had, at the time at least, every reason to believe the Indiana Republicans were going to nuke the two Dem-held districts.
Now? It’s the fucking ballroom.
A little bit of bitching about the DHS shutdown, but mostly the White House ballroom that the saggy, wrinkly Marie Antionette has been screaming to get built. Oh and “rhetoric.”
NEW: House Speaker @MikeJohnson calls out Democrats for not doing enough to combat violent rhetoric online:
BILL HEMMER: "Are you hearing enough from your Democratic colleagues on the tone that Senator Fetterman struck there?"
JOHNSON: "No."
"They've done the opposite. They've… pic.twitter.com/Df8E3XpsaZ
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 27, 2026
God this is so fucking sad.
This isn’t sympathy or a lament of embarrassment for the fascist cucks at a time when what used to be their unquestioningly loyal online fanbase are just asking questions about the “narrative” of the jackass’s ill-planned boss run – ruining what could have been like the most epic public Trump meltdown of all time – so much as an observation of how little juice they have. Compare it to the aftermath of the Butler shooting and Kirk’s assassination. Joe Biden literally dropped out of the presidential race after the former and there were actual consequences for hundreds if not thousands of people who mocked or otherwise approved of Kirk’s bloody demise in the latter.
For those first few days you could start to see a real Reichstag fire moment – and maybe it would have been for a party that was competent and organized. Notwithstanding the fact that whatever the fuck it was Jimmy Kimmel said that caused Melania to freak out predated the WHCA dinner disaster, does anyone realistically expect him to get fired for a few days again? Is this no-budget site going to be shut down by a sweeping crackdown on subversive and seditious content?
Well, it’s still early but…
…but man these whiny pussies and their limp dick complaining about “rhetoric.” That and the stupid ballroom. Guess you could throw in Kamala Harris evidently not caring much too.
Kamala Harris still hasn't said anything about the assassination attempt against President Trump and his administration Saturday night.
When President Trump survived the first assassination attempt against him in Butler, Kamala Harris blamed him for it in her book. https://t.co/XuFWmjSLMs
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 27, 2026
That ought to juice turnout for the GOP in November.