“Iran has just informed us that they are in a ‘State of Collapse.’ They want us to ‘Open the Hormuz Strait,’ as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation (Which I believe they will be able to do!)” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, echoing the line from Downfall where Hitler insists Steiner will break through and rescue what remains of the Reich.
Any minute now will be the follow-up where Trump orders everyone out of the room except for Pete Hegseth, General Dan Caine, Tulsi Gabbard, and Kid Rock to scream at them while they sweat.
Earlier was even more embarrassing as Trump posted “Wow, that’s nice. I’ve always wanted to live in Buckingham Palace!!! I’ll talk to the King and Queen about this in a few minutes!!!” above a screenshot of some shitty right wing British newspaper’s article establishing that Trump and Charles’s last known common ancestor – John Stuart, the 3rd Earl of Lennox – died in 1526. Half the readers on this website are probably more “royal-blooded” than that. As is Barack Obama.