What about this one Mike?? pic.twitter.com/7ceYygBOzz
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 28, 2026
Funny story about that Obama-branded MetroCard: They all would have had to have been printed while George W Bush was still president. And the federal government didn’t print them, the WMATA did. And without going on a long tangent about how the WMATA is a multi-state regional authority and all that shit, let’s just remark this being the official White House response to mockery from a citizen.
Patriot passport unlocked. 🦅
Limited edition. Stamped for America 250. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/86uxPS1FEk
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 28, 2026
This was what the guy was responding to and they were so triggered that a federal employee took 13 minutes of taxpayer funded time to dig up that image of the Obama MetroCard from 17 fucking years ago to “counterpunch” some rando Twitter lib mocking their cult of idolatry. Such whiny pussies…
Anyway here’s the official state dinner live feed if you’re a sucker for more national disgrace:
Holy shit somebody’s literally covering Coldplay on a goddamned harp as the dinner music, lol.