LIV Golf to be sawed up into tiny pieces

LIV by the bonesaw, die by th- Anyway the Wall Street Journal reports the Saw-di (tee-hee-hee) blood money-backed golf promotion got stuck in the sandtrap for good and this could go on fore a while with the Allah-awful puns mixing golf and theocratic brutality but let’s just cut it off right here.

Get it? Cut it off? Because that’s what MBS’s goons did to a guy and it was utterly horrible.

LIV Golf to be sawed up into tiny pieces

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