Without actually pointing to any significant general public outcry agitating for the immediate removal of the late night host, the President of the United States on Thursday nevertheless insisted it was currently erupting forcefully, posting “When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel, who incompetently presides over one of the Lowest Rated shows on Television?”
“People are angry. It better be soon!!!” the President concluded, implying consequences for the national television network and its corporate parent despite his lieutenants already having initiated a lengthy, complex, litigious, and far from guaranteed-to-be-successful challenge to the broadcast licenses of the television affiliates that air Kimmel’s show… Six days after the host simply joked that a nearly 80 year-old man in ever-increasingly grave physical and mental health is likely to die soon.
The president then expressed futher frustrations with legislative friction in a subsequent post, writing “How much abuse can the Republican Senate take from the Radical Left Lunatics in the form of Democrat Senators, before they BLOW UP (TERMINATE!) THE FILIBUSTER, and approve things at a record clip, including The Save America Act, that would be unthinkable without the Filibuster Termination??? The Dems will do it on the first hour of their first day. DO NOT BE STUPID!!!”