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Border Patrol chief abruptly quits

Border Patrol Chief Michael Banks tells Fox News he’s quitting, effective immediately, without citing a reason. “It’s just time,” Banks said, adding “I feel like I got the ship back on course from the least secure disastrous chaotic border to the most secure border this country has ever seen. Time to pass the reigns, 37 years, it’s time to enjoy the family and life.” The above is roughly as long as the Fox News “exclusive” which they say will be updated when they have more information.

Last month the Washington Examiner picked up a possible cause for the exit as well as a reason to LOL at the part where the fucking asshole said “it’s time to enjoy the family and life”: Banks’s love of sex tourism in South America and Southeast Asia, “vacations” he regularly bragged about to other top officials in the agency and repeatedly nagged them to join him on his foreign adventures.

“I don’t know how he became the chief of the Border Patrol with his character. He’s going to third-world countries to take advantage of poor fucking women, which disgusts the hell out of me,” a source told the Examiner. “Women” was doing a lot of work there and it’s worth raising whether Banks – a diehard Trump fanboy who’s supposed to be combatting sex trafficking – went out of his way to make sure that every establishment he patronized in those countries had all 18+ staff.

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