Convicted felon President Trump’s feckless war against Iran has “taken a personal toll on” the fat bastard and some of his top minions, the Wall Street Journal reports, adding that “some top aides have been advised by intelligence agencies that the Iranians are seeking to kill them and have been told to stop taking car services.” And yeah that probably means what it sounds like, that Stephen Miller can’t take Uber anymore because Iranian intel agents have inserted themselves as drivers.
Trump is also, according to the Journal, extremely fucking pissed at Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu and “at times telling aides that he doesn’t want to talk to him or meet with him,” probably because it finally dawned on Donald that he was manipulated by “Bibi” into the attack on Iran.