Journalist James Smartwood from upstart cable news network TOTN, or “Tooning Out the News,” actually got Herschel Walker of Texas, the GOP’s Senate candidate for Georgia’s seat, on the phone to assist him in investigating his stolen laptop, taken from his car the night before. Walker says, “We’ll report your thing and all that stuff.” Smartwood, a real journalist in the same way Tucker Carlson is a real human being, gets the wannabe Senator to fire up a new episode of Walker, Texas Faker in the search for the missing item. And yes, the Daily Beast confirmed that Walker himself did take the call.