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Jerry Lee Lewis not dead

TMZ admits they were trolled in an update to their previous story reporting that the 87 year old statutory rapist and incest enthusiast Jerry Lee Lewis had died. Good on them for correcting it as quickly as possible, unlike Mediaite when they mistakenly reported that Florida MAGA terrorist Nikolas Cruz had been sentenced to death and didn’t fix it for like an hour or two.

Also on Wednesday TMZ reported that Kanye West was kicked out of Skechers brand footwear’s offices when he showed up without an appointment to find a new home for his Yeezy sneaker line following West’s firing from Adidas. Just cramming that in here to not have to source TMZ again.

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