ALERT: ULTRA MAGA RED TSUNAMI INBOUND!!!!!!!! November 8th will be HISTORIC but only if you VOTE!!
— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) November 4, 2022
Noted geology expert Dr Ronny Jackson was off by a few days and in the color and location of the wave but National Zero can confirm that his prediction of a tsunami this week was otherwise largely accurate, as Tongan authorities have issued an alert following a 7.6 magnitude earthquake that struck Friday approximately 128 miles off the shores of the tiny South Pacific island.
“A strong earthquake has occurred near Tonga and felt in whole of Tonga. A dangerous tsunami could occur in minutes. You are advised to evacuate immediately inland to high ground or to the 3rd level of a steel or concrete building until the threat has passed. Mariners are advised to move to deep ocean away from reefs,” said a Tongan government bulletin. No word yet on damages or if the tsunami poses a threat to Democrats and non-Democrats in other nations of the Pacific.