Obama admits to once contemplating Vampire v. Werewolf battle

President Obama works the crowd a little with his story about contemplating the potential battle between a vampire and a werewolf himself–something Texan Herschel Walker, the Republican nominee for a Georgia Senate seat, regaled a crowd with earlier this week. Obama, however, noted that he did so when he was seven-years-old, not when he was running for Senate.

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House GOP poodles bark along with their Orange Master

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Happy 2025 from National Zero!

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Canadian Liberals call on Trudeau to quit

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Tired old degenerate complains Democrats doing their jobs

South Korean court approves Yoon sedition arrest warrant

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Loan shark sues Mike Lindell

MAGA Land got smacked in the Johnson

Too little, too late, too racist, too scary, too gothic, and so on

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“Freedom of expression also includes the greatest nonsense”

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Orange Felon rages over Kevin McCarthy’s failures

Jimmy Carter has died

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“Shark grabs some Italian for lunch” is right there but, you know

Lawler sides with Team “American workers are subtards”

Bigfoot hunters found dead in Washington forest

Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

MAGA Land feeling like this isn’t MAGA Land anymore

Florida train defeats fire truck

“Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face”

Scott Brown considering another non-Massachusetts Senate run

Stephen Miller threatens California officials

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