Ever the pitchman, NFT model and failed husband Donald Trump tells his audience about his next big project he’ll undertake when he’s reinstalled: he intends to hand over federally-owned land to build ten new cities he’s calling Freedom Cities–which he’ll later humbly accept Matt Gaetz’s inevitable proposal to name them “Trump Towns”–in which his cult can escape reality. Because having government-built and -financed full-scale cities out of nothing isn’t socialist, Soviet or Nazi-esque at all.