True to their brand, the Gateway Pundit didn’t let facts get in the way of their “blockbuster” Monday story claiming “HUGE: Postal Service Releases Final Report – Contract Driver Jesse Morgan Vindicated – Report CONFIRMS He Hauled Trailer of Ballots from NY to PA in Late October 2020,” about some dipshit truck driver – who moonlights as a ghost hunter and a convicted felon – claiming he had driven a truck full of fake ballots from Long Island to Pennsylvania before the 2020 election.
The MAGA media covered Morgan’s claims extensively back in 2020, with Morgan even appearing on Sean Hannity’s propaganda show, but like with so many other fan fiction stories from those fraught post-election days, the thread went cold. That is until the USPS Inspector General last week released a final report on their investigation into the matter, concluding “The above joint investigation could not corroborate [redacted’s] allegation of missing ballots. The investigation is complete and submitted for closure,” which for some fucking reason gets spun into “vindication” by the Gateway Pundit. Their site is hard to read and would be even if it didn’t have so many ads for miracle prostate cures and other such bullshit in between paragraphs of gibberish written by a demented weirdo who married a teenage male prostitute he picked up in the Philippines… meaning we didn’t bother trying to parse out what the “vindication” was supposed to be in the Gatewayverse.