Biden 44 - Trump 41 in 2024: Fox News poll

A new survey by Fox News finds President Biden leading disgraced former President Trump 44 to 41 percent in a 2024 matchup. At minus 3, the Orange Pharaoh does the best against Dark Brandon than his dead-end rivals for the nomination, with fascist millennial rapper Vivek Ramaswamy down 4 percent, heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis down 5 percent, and South Carolinians Senator Tim Scott and former Governor Nimrata “Nikki” Haley down 6 versus Biden.

West Virginia state House intros prejection of 2024 election

New Orleans hit with another mylar balloon-based power outage

Still no direct mention of hurricane voting impact from Orange Slob

Villages MAGA Club Golf Cart Parade canceled due to rain

Trump possibly believes he’s showing his strong support for Israel by wearing his own little mini-Iron Dome made from cloth

DeSantis refusing calls from Harris

Georgia Supreme Court reinstates six-week abortion ban

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Supreme Court tosses Musk’s lawsuit over Jack Smith Warrant

MAGA Land wishcasting for divine retribution misdirected

Orange Failure continues propagating lies about FEMA

Senator Ted Budd helping his voters heal by blaming migrants

Milton rapidly strengthens to Category 4

Fox News reports entire universe revolves around MAGA’s needs

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Republicans threaten to kill Deloitte’s federal contracts because one employee forwarded anti-Trump DMs from JD to Washington Post

Most Capitol Hill staffers think Harris will defeat Trump

MAGA Scientologist probably actually believes his own bullshit

Nobel 2024 Medicine Prize a devious trap for antivax “experts”

Hurricane Milton dead set on Florida Peninsula: NHC

Someone’s panicking at 2:44 AM

So we guess we’re the ones lying to you then

Preacher Johnson admits Tragic Tangerine’s FEMA lies

WATCH LIVE: Orange Mental Patient screams in Wisconsin

Iranian commercial air travel screwed up worse than Southwest

Thom Tillis walks line between nodding at racist MAGA conspiracy bullshit and that FEMA is actually responding to North Carolina

South Carolinans can set shit on fire again: Forestry Commission

Mike Johnson falsely claims Eric Trump a “very intelligent person”

Chicken Big Mac debuts at McDonald’s on Wednesday

Walz stands tall in the lions’ den

Cheryl Hines to divorce Bobby over Trump endorsement

Lara Trump tells Dana Bash to do her own research

Harris and Walz launching media blitz

Mike Johnson says hurricane damages need to be “tabulated” before he moves forward on passing a FEMA funding supplemental

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor returns to Butler, Pennsylvania

Major hurricane to hit central Florida by Wednesday morning: NHC

Trashelle says Trump called her to apologize for Corey

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Newsmax reports mentally unstable drug addict asserts FEMA is actively blocking private sector recovery efforts in disaster area

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No, Bill Murray did not endorse Trump

Loads of racist Peckerwoods arrested in Los Angeles by feds

Heritage Foundation says “woke” NASA stifling SpaceX innovation

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Michigan

South Carolina extends voter registration deadline

WATCH LIVE: Fat Hitler holds press conference in Georgia

Michigan AG does Republican DA’s job and charges double voters

FEMA prebunks Musk and Trump’s conspiracy horseshit

Jaydee on the 2020 election

Fox News switches borders