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McCarthy to back Biden impeachment inquiry: report

Working hard to make it look like he has any choice in the matter with disgraced former President Trump and his fanatic cultists driving the effort, and that it wouldn’t be happening anyway if he ate bad shrooms and was in a coma in a rural Appalachian hospital while the House reconvened this week, titular House Speaker Kevin McCarthy will on Thursday publicly announce his support for the House Republican majority to impeach Biden for Hunter something, Punchbowl News reports.

McCarthy for whatever stupid reason believes the inquiry will be legally allowed to obtain the bank records and other documents Republicans think will then convince the whole House GOP caucus to actually support the impeachment effort enough to reach 218 votes. It’s not clear why his dipshit lieutenants James Comer and Jim Jordan haven’t simply subpoenaed the records, but McCarthy’s going to try to sell the caucus on the idea that what they have so far is enough to justify the vote.

Probably because, again, McCarthy promised his Orange Master he would impeach Biden a few months ago thinking “Oh Comer and Jordan will DEFINITELY have so much evidence by September. It’s in the bag. Mr President is going to be so happy with me and he’ll love me again. I’m his Kevin.”

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