In a hilariously in-depth piece titled “3 Expert Shoemakers Say Ron DeSantis Is Probably Wearing Height Boosters,” Politico Magazine concludes that the angry little bastard wears incredibly elaborate boots to appear a few inches taller than he actually is – even beyond the obvious heels he often wears. “In the photo of him sitting on the wooden stool, you can see where the ball of his foot is protruding on the right boot,” one of the experts, Austin-based custom bootmaker Graham Ebner says while Zapruder-ing images of Ron. “It’s a good inch behind where it should be. It should not be in that position unless the heels were being lifted dramatically.”