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You’ll never guess why Texas MAGA Congressman Troy Nehls doesn’t want to vote to expel George Santos just yet

This is so wild and far out there. Never in a million years would you be able to guess why Texas MAGA Congressman Troy Nehls doesn’t want to expel fellow Republican and lying piece of shit Long Island Congressman George Santos after that scathing report from the House Ethics Committee.

Well most of you probably already figured it out. If somehow this is your first ever time seeing an article about American politics, let this serve as your introduction to the Republican Party: Nehls told Axios on Thursday “Why would we want to expel a guy when we’ve got a three-seat, four-seat majority. What are we doing?” even as Nehls also said the report “looks pretty damaging.”

“I think until he’s convicted, I’m going to hold off,” Nehls added, as if Santos is going to skate.

In related news, House Ethics Committee Chairman Michael Guest on Friday introduced the now third resolution to expel the former Brazilian drag queen from the halls of power.

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