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This Colorado shitshow sure came out of fucking nowhere, right? Nobody was more surprised than the fanboys, lulled into complacency by Trump’s wins elsewhere. They weren’t happy over it.

“So the Colorado Supreme Court basically convicted Trump of insurrection without first having a trial for insurrection. Does that cover it?” – Top comment on Town Hall’s article. There was a trial. The judge literally made a fact finding that Trump had indeed engaged in insurrection.

“So, the court has decreed Trump guilty with no indictment and no trial. Sounds like standard Democrat practice. Note that Colorado was purple with some red tendencies not that long ago (like when we moved here), but as soon as mail in voting was instituted, it has been solidly blue. This is not a coincidence” – Top comment at PowerLine. Holy shit, they’re all going to say there was no trial.

“I missed the part where Trump was first convicted of insurrection in a trial” – Top comment on an Instapundit post about a Jonathan Turley tweet. Fuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuck…

“Of course it’s a fraudulent move in the court’s part. Trump has never been charged, let alone tried or convicted of insurrection or even sedition. So, how can they do this? Simple. They are truly political animals with a passing acquaintance wit my the law. It says a little something that at least three opposed the ruling, but the other four wanted throw their Dem buddies a juicy bone. I can’t believe this can and will stand if it makes it to SCOTUS. They jumped the gun here before even one of the cases went to trial” – Top comment at PJ Media. Yup, this asshole also says there was no trial.

“As a DeSantis supporter I can still honestly ask how the CO Supreme Court can do that when he hasn’t even been convicted of inciting an insurrection” – Top comment on RedState. Okay, at least this pudding-fingers fanboy uses the word “convicted,” stupid as his non-distinction is.

“I’m looking forward to seeing if the liberal justices will even vote to overturn that” – Top comment on Twitchy. Yeah we’re looking forward to that too. Might be a while though, lol.

“I’m not a lawyer, I know the States have the right to self govern but Presidential Elections are Federal Elections that have rules under the Constitution. Trump wasn’t charged with insurrection by Jack Smith” – Top comment at Fox News. The “I’m not a lawyer” preface wasn’t really necessary.

“We are seeing the beginning of the end of united states” – Top comment at the Gateway Pundit.

“That won’t last.. It will be overturned because States can NOT keep a Presidential candidate off the ballot just because they don’t like him.. smh.. These people in Colorado need head adjustments.. And their supreme court needs to have those that voted for this illegal verdict to be removed from the Bench… Geez these people are stupid” – Top comment at OAN. Kanye West was disqualified from the ballot in plenty of states in 2020. It happens all the time.

Not sure where to even start with this one. What’s he going to do, get the Missouri state Supreme Court to overrule Colorado’s? Stupid rhetorical question, we know he’s going to file an amicus brief the second the window opens at the US Supreme Court but making it sound like there will somehow be more to it than that is such a cunty reaction, as is the “This undermines Missourians’ votes for President.” Fuck you. Your predecessor Eric Schmidt tried to undermine 25 Blue States’ votes when he signed on to that piece of shit Ken Paxton’s batshit 2020 lawsuit.

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