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California Capitol insurrectionist hit with child porn charges

“On Feb 15, 2024, a federal grand jury returned an indictment against Kyle Travis Colton, 36, of Citrus Heights, charging him with receipt of child pornography, US Attorney Phillip A Talbert announced. According to court documents, between July 2022 and December 2023, Colton received visual depictions of children engaged in sexually explicit conduct. The indictment was unsealed today. This case is the product of an investigation by the FBI. Assistant US Attorney Whitnee Goins is prosecuting the case. If convicted, Colton faces a maximum statutory penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine,” says a Justice Department press release.

…which for some reason left out that Colton has already been in jail since December 15th, 2023 awaiting trial for felony offense of obstruction of law enforcement during civil disorder and misdemeanor offenses of entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct in a Capitol building or grounds, and parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a Capitol building, per a December 18th, 2023 Justice Department press release. Colton is accused of grabbing a flagpole from another Trump fan and hitting a Capitol cop with it during the mayhem, so real big shocker he’s a fucking pedophile too.

No need to once again rehash our screed about how many rioters are very often complete pieces of shit separate and apart from being traitors to American democracy, but you can see lengthy rundowns of their non-political terribleness in our articles about how Oath Keepers founder Stewie Rhodes was an abusive psycho to his wife, as well as subsequent additions to the record in the stories about the one in Iowa who was caught spying on a naked woman in a tanning bed and the other in Illinois who killed a woman in a head-on DWI crash while he was fleeing the cops.

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