Biden told Dem governors not to endorse him publicly

“Joe Biden said he told some governors not to publicly endorse him because he worried their states would not get support/resources from the federal government needed to fight the COVID outbreak” – Bloomberg political reporter Tyler pager via Twitter.

Joni Ernst probably effed dog of an Air Force general: ProPublica

Dan Meuser thinks Elon Musk an oppressed African American

Senate Dems file bar complaint against Bove

Not just bird flu raising egg prices: study

“Deep state activist” alleges defamation in lawsuit against Reich

Fox News Karens decry Trudeau’s indecorum addressing “Donald”

California Dem holding town halls in Republican districts

Tillis hints Ontario premier doesn’t know how electricity works

Trudeau “not sugarcoating” trade war with MAGA Reich

Dow Jones down more than 700 points

Comer and Jordan invite “IRS whistleblowers” to Trump show

“Soros-funded groups and others literally pay protesters”

Zelensky says he’s ready to sign minerals deal

Demented old bastard lies again about Canadian banking laws

NRCC chair commands GOP to hide from “paid resistance people”

The Independent determined to ruin Trump voters’ day

Woke Target posts fake earnings decline

Sheinbaum says retaliatory tariffs coming soon

Orange God Emperor commands colleges to suppress free speech

French prosecutors jump to conclusions in Tesla dealership lot fire

Gabon junta leader says the people demand he run for president

MAGAgriculture Secretary says raise your own chickens

Chicoms vow to fight trade war “till the end”

Dems planning to bring props to heckle Orange Fuhrer

Missouri cops arrest grown man for stealing Pokemon cards

MAGA shall overcome

Russian asset helps overseers

FBI’s NYC chief forced out

Slimy amphibian pitches bold new economic message for Trump

Andrew Tate whines over DeSantis “caving to media pressure”

Dow closes down nearly 700 after Trump tariff fuckery

“Mayor [blank] leaves a huge void in the town of Topsail Beach”

Stefanik booed by ADL crowd after bullshit Trump Oct 7th claim

Lumber futures back up to 2022 highs

White collar criminal sure hopes Tom Homan prosecutes AOC

Atlanta Fed forecasts negative 2.8 percent GDP

Texas Lt Gov finally addresses major crisis

“Report” and “opinion” interchangeable in the Murdoch-verse

Treasury pledges to create money laundering-friendly environment

Orange Asshole endorses “paid agitators” line

New cars expected to go up by $12,000 each

Loomer regrets statutory rapist backed out of AG nomination

“There will be a penalty to pay if there is a failure to deliver”

Fat Hitler commands citizens to ignore the lugenpresse

Fox News cleverly appropriates sex trafficker’s hit track title

Jeffries reaffirms that Republicans are on their own

Message from Putin passed along

DEI rages uncontrolled in South Carolina

Van Orden threatens to sic DOGE on already-former VA employee

Straw man’s argument falls on deaf ears