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Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

9 hours ago

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New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

14 hours ago

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“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

16 hours ago

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Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

17 hours ago

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Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

17 hours ago

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MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

18 hours ago

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Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

20 hours ago

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Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

20 hours ago

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ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

22 hours ago

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Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

22 hours ago

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Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

1 day ago

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Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

1 day ago

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House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

1 day ago

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Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

1 day ago

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Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

2 days ago

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House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

2 days ago

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Elon Musk got a lot done today

2 days ago

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Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

2 days ago

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Laken Riley’s killer convicted

2 days ago

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Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

2 days ago

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Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

2 days ago

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Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

2 days ago

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Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

2 days ago

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Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

2 days ago

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Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

2 days ago

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US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

2 days ago

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AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

2 days ago

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Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

2 days ago

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Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

2 days ago

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SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

2 days ago

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Senate approves RFK takeover

2 days ago

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Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

3 days ago

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Deeply unstable woman continues ranting about trans Dem-elect

3 days ago

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Fatass demands GOP stop Dems from appointing judges

3 days ago

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Manhattan DA won’t let Trump go without a fight

3 days ago

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Grassley says Senate will move quick if Gaetz report drops

3 days ago

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Mike Johnson too chickenshit to stand up for his faith

3 days ago

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Springfield Haitian community in panic mode

3 days ago

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Five Brazilian officials arrested in Lula assassination plot

3 days ago

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QAnon-pilled MSM reject worried AI coming for your commercials

3 days ago

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Russian ballet dancer dies of gravity overdose

3 days ago

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Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

3 days ago

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Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

3 days ago

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Florida’s Most Florida Man won’t get spot because he’s “asshole”

3 days ago

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Almost a hat trick, but the others kept Stayin’ Alive

3 days ago

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Reality TeeVee celebrity chooses reality show contestant for post

3 days ago

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Second witness to Gaetz’s scumbaggery testified, lawyer says

3 days ago

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Georgia appeals court unilaterally cancels Trump RICO hearing

3 days ago

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Divorced scumbag again thinks everyone wants the same thing

4 days ago

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What Trump voters expect from the return of the Holy One

4 days ago

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